My Profile

John

Gender: Male

Relationship: Single

Orientation: Straight

Children: Proud Parent

# of Kids: 1

Height: 5'8"

Religion: Wiccan

Ethnicity: White / Caucasian

AIM: johnalisticalism

Yahoo: johnalisticalism

About Me: I am an average Joe that loves bowling. I love bowling websites, and I have just recently discovered bowlspace. You don't know how much this excites me..Myspace just wasn't enough, now I have a whole site just for bowling. Im basically in heaven. Bowling is what i do by day, and night, it is basically my job. My goal in life is to own a bowling alley and bowl as much as i possibly can. I am athletic, cuz as you know now a days to be a competitive bowler you have to be athletic. I compete in tournaments all over the U.S. and Canada. The one thing i found out about Canadians is that they have stupid soul patches, and really fucked up hair. It gave me a whole new outlook on canada. I also discovered that all Canadians have half heads..I don't really get that. That is about all I got about me. Another thing about me is that I have the biggest pet peeve about chineese people not being able to pronounce their L's when the speak english. Notice how i said english, not engrish. That is the biggest knack i have against them.

Music: I don't play an instrument, so Im not a musician.

Movies: Not a film director either, so ive never made a movie

TV: Don't own one, all I do is bowl!

Books: Bowlers journal, Bowling for dummies, Why have sex? Just go bowl! Basically all I read is bowling stuff.

Likes: Mike Scholl

Dislikes: I hate ten pins, I hate all Ebonite balls, and I hate bowlers that think they are really good. I hate bowlers that wear golf apparel to league, it drives me crazy, cuz i bet they suck at golf. I hate when i have to raise my right arm. I hate when my dog pisses on the carpet, or shits, or pukes on the carpet. I hate when my balls itch. I hate sweaty butthole hair. I hate when people just stare, and I dislike Canadians.

Hobbies: bowling of course, why else would I be creating this site.

Vices: Sometimes I leave my girlfriend to go bowl. What can I say

Virtues: I am a great bowler, and you aren't!

Heroes: Mike Scholl